Dodo Juice Wookie Fist - the greatest wash mitt ever made

[ThumpJunkie]

Dodo Juice Supernatural "Wookie Fist" Mitt. I bought this at Fast Show, however my paintwork is simply undeserving of its awesomeness, plus I'm too scared to use it.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y198/ThumpJunkie/Newer/rat112.jpg
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y198/ThumpJunkie/Newer/rat115.jpg

Few size comparisons illustrated below.

Top of the range Meguiar's Gold Class mitt:

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y198/ThumpJunkie/Newer/rat111.jpg
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y198/ThumpJunkie/Newer/rat114.jpg

10p coin:

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y198/ThumpJunkie/fastshow2010042.jpg

2l bottle of Bru:

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y198/ThumpJunkie/fastshow2010040.jpg
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y198/ThumpJunkie/fastshow2010041.jpg

Lisa's left hand:

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y198/ThumpJunkie/fastshow2010036.jpg

Size 11 trainer:

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y198/ThumpJunkie/fastshow2010038.jpg

Bottle of Lynx shower gel:

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y198/ThumpJunkie/fastshow2010037.jpg

Duncan:

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y198/ThumpJunkie/fastshow2010035.jpg

My cars:

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y198/ThumpJunkie/fastshow2010039.jpg

An airship:

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y198/ThumpJunkie/fastshow2010034.jpg

Brooklyn Bridge:

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y198/ThumpJunkie/bridge.jpg

Longcat:

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y198/ThumpJunkie/longcat4.jpg

Still in its original packaging with instructions, £20 gets you the greatest wash mitt ever made by a man.

[stokey-leroy]

haha every single one of your posts makes me chuckle!!!

[Nor]

Captain Kirk screwed up his order :)

http://reactorfire.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/tribbles.jpg

[grimmy]

Best ad ever. Brooklynn bridge lmfao.

[Ritchy]

lmao nice one stu

[ThumpJunkie]

Somebody bloody buy it! :(

[Supercharged_Z]

why?
there only 20 odd quid online anyway and they havnt traveled half way round the world

[ThumpJunkie]

20 odd quid

Vs.

£20

You fail at maths.

And English actually.

[Supercharged_Z]

yeah ok.

Normally when people sell goods they do not want, they sell them for a cheaper amount than you can buy them for from a retailer.

good luck

[ThumpJunkie]

yeah ok.

Normally when people sell goods they do not want, they sell them for a cheaper amount than you can buy them for from a retailer.

good luck

Once again, "20-odd" is actually more than £20. Plus the £20 I'm asking for includes postage.

Please stop failing at maths, you'll give me diabetes.

[fastmike]

I hope you take it for walks twice a day lol

[BUCKYDEVIL]

Great ad... pishdmasell laffin. :laugh::laugh::laugh:

[ThumpJunkie]

I hope you take it for walks twice a day lol
I do, but I always clean it afterwards!




Oh wait, I read the L in "walks" incorrectly...

[grimmy]

I do, but I always clean it afterwards!




Oh wait, I read the L in "walks" incorrectly...
Therefore its used so should be cheaper.:icecream:

[ThumpJunkie]

Therefore its used so should be cheaper.:icecream:
If anything I should charge more as it gives it character!

[grimmy]

If anything I should charge more as it gives it character!
or a smell of fish.:ninja:

[stamford]

Mad as a box o frogs.

[Maxfly]

Mad as a box o frogs.

only if you don't feed it prior to washing anything:)



















ooooh sorry ye meant Stuarty, certainly smells like a box o frogs:D

[ThumpJunkie]

only if you don't feed it prior to washing anything:)

ooooh sorry ye meant Stuarty, certainly smells like a box o frogs:D
WHOSE garden did we find a dead frog in?! Eh?! EH?!?!?!

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y198/ThumpJunkie/C903059.jpg
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y198/ThumpJunkie/C903060.jpg

[Ritchy]

looks like you did some autopsy work with that stone lol

[ThumpJunkie]

looks like you did some autopsy work with that stone lol
Nah, the dog's tried to eat it, but Kev wrestled them off and had a bit first.

[ThumpJunkie]

SOLD SOLD SOLD! Penis's are Stuarty's new regime!

[Maxfly]

locked amundo:D