A Festive Message from the Site Team

[stamford]

As the site Ambassador myself and the site team would like to wish all the members of theMGZS.co.uk a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.



Have a great time over this festive period and remember, if you are taking your car with you, don't drink and drive ;)

[sarah]

merry xmas and a happy new year to all of you and your familys :D

[arwilson80]

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Hope you've all been good, so that the 'bearded creature' can visit tonight. :) I heard that Sarah, Jim & Stamford weren't getting anything though as they were naughty this year. ;)

[sarah]

me? naughty?

i have been good all year, so i deserve presents!

[Boot Hill Bandit]

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Hope you've all been good, so that the 'bearded creature' can visit tonight. :) I heard that Sarah, Jim & Stamford weren't getting anything though as they were naughty this year. ;)

bearded creature?? I haven't shaved.........are we talking about me again? :joker:

I haven't been naughty for **** sake I'm a ******* angel I am.......I can't think of one good reason why I shouldn't recieve something this Christmas! Can I have one of Santas female elves please.........a really dirty one if at all possible! :w00t:

Granville

[sarah]

JIM i can think of a reason?

you just swore TWICE in your post and santa doesnt like swearing, and he doesnt like rude minded people either, so that means i get more presents so ner ner!

[Boot Hill Bandit]

JIM i can think of a reason?

you just swore TWICE in your post and santa doesnt like swearing, and he doesnt like rude minded people either, so that means i get more presents so ner ner!

Oh **** thats a ******* good point actually! More money in the swear box :slap:

I've just been startled awake and I am feeling damn frisky........I do hope that stray cat isn't in the house

Granville

[sarah]

errrghh!

your horrible there are some things you should keep to yourself ! lol

[Southern Storm]

Merry xmas, new year and stuff to yous guys, families, friends and pets.

[Boot Hill Bandit]

errrghh!

your horrible there are some things you should keep to yourself ! lol

Only messin! :laugh: I wouldn't hurt the little furball :no:

As the song goes......

"you and me baby ain't nothin but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel......" :rofl:

I'm in a silly but happy mood.......ignore me........I'm going down the garage to annoy Arkwright :D

*poke* *annoy* *poke* *annoy* *poke* *annoy* :) :whistle:

Granville

[arwilson80]

Well leave the wallet at home... You know what he's like. :)

[sarah]

my xmas spirit has gone, to the run up of it i was really excited now im just bored of it already!

[arwilson80]

Mine hasn't even started... I'm not a Christmassy person TBH. Just give me Valentines day. ;)

[Boot Hill Bandit]

Well leave the wallet at home... You know what he's like. :)

No I will take that with me in case he has something I want to buy ;)

He will say as I come throught the door......

"warning triangle kit?? £4.99! :D.........you get more than Halfords ones but for less!!!"

Arkwright...........I already have 2??!?!?!?! :wacko:

Right.............gonna love you and leave you........busy day........

:hump: there ya go........loved........now I'm leaving :laugh:

Granville

[sarah]

goodbye!

and alan, valentines day is really special to me aswell, its the only time i get to pamper myself propperly haha

[stamford]

I take it everyone is doing their last minute wrapping as it is so quiet on here. I have just polished off the remains of the Southern Comfort and am now on the Stellas! Good job the optics are fully charged with new bottles :D

If no-one else is on here tonight, have a cracking christmas day, might sneak on tomorrow and say hello and it's someones birthday too, not the big man but a member ;)

[sduk]

Merry Christmas to one and all on here!

Sammy

[Boot Hill Bandit]

Thanks :D

See everyone 7am sharp tomorrow! :wacko:

lets not joke........I probably will be on here then :rofl:

Granville

[Z Scotland]

Well MERRY CHRISTMAS everyone. Its that time again when i dawn the Santa suit put the preses round the tree, drink the milk and eat the Xmas pies.:yes:
It's a lousy job but some one's got to do it:tease:

[Z Scotland]

Thanks :D

See everyone 7am sharp tomorrow! :wacko:

lets not joke........I probably will be on here then :rofl:

Granville
Having a lie in Jim:laugh:

[Craig]

Merry Christmas to everyone. Thanks for making the site what it is.

[Boot Hill Bandit]

Merry Christmas to everyone. Thanks for making the site what it is.

It's a car forum Craig............didn't anyone tell you??

:joker:

I'm some ******* comedian aren't I!!!!!! :D

Merry Pistmas everyone! ;)

Granville

[stamford]

Well Santa did visit last night and I was a good boy! :D Got some more to come too..................nice catch tank in blue :D

[john180]

bit late but merry xmas and a happy new year ppl!!!

hope you all got what you wanted :D

[Maxfly]

Another late merry xmas everybody, just had some prwan cocktail for breakfast mmmmm lovely:D :drunk:

[Boot Hill Bandit]

It were proper bo I tell thee!!!!!!!!! :music:

Granville

[sarah]

hope you all got what you wanted, and had a good day :D

[stamford]

We all had a smashing day, everyone was happy and we all had a few glasses :D

I raised my glass of 80% proof Rum many times to absent friends :beer2:

[sarah]

i raised my 5 glasses of malibu n cokes a few times to :rofl: :D

[stamford]

I got told off by my girls as I was on my third glass, it is potent stuff that! So I decided to go onto the Southern Comfort :laugh:

[sarah]

LMAO!

Andys mom fell over, she was helping her grandaughter put her coat on and she fell over, but she did have 6 tia maria n cokes!!!

[arwilson80]

hope you all got what you wanted, and had a good day :D

Nope i didn't get what i wanted, but i knew i wouldn't so i'll just have to wait....

[Boot Hill Bandit]

Nope i didn't get what i wanted, but i knew i wouldn't so i'll just have to wait....

I'm sure she would have wanted to have been with you on Christmas Day as well buddy ;) Not long to wait now........you go get your gal! ;)

Granville

[arwilson80]

Who said that was what i wanted....? :whistle:

[Boot Hill Bandit]

Who said that was what i wanted....? :whistle:

I'm a ******* genius in touch with my sensitive side and know how ya must feel ;) I know part of me still misses Karen......but shes a dirty double crossing whatnot!

Can't wait to see Dominique this weekend :D

Granville

[arwilson80]

Can't wait to see Dominique this weekend :D

You're meeting a guy... :ohmy:







:joker:

[Boot Hill Bandit]

You're meeting a guy... :ohmy:







:joker:

Not you as well! :slap:

My Bro said 'You're meeting Dominique Burn from Radio 1 this weekend??!?! You poofter!'

I said 'No........ya tosser.......its a birds name innit!'

My Dad said......'From Russia With Love?'

'No.......shut it! shes local......'

'Spain?, France?, Ireland?'

I said 'Shut it fatty! Have another pie!'

then I said.......'what do you think of this?!?!?!' and I farted and left the room........I'm going to their funerals in the New Year :joker:

shouldn't have had the stuffing and sprouts.....always backfires on me!

Granville

[stamford]

Fudge packer............................................ ....:police::construction::indian::cowboy:........ ...............just need the sailor now ;)

[arwilson80]

Didn't he tell you what he got for Christmas.... ;)

[Boot Hill Bandit]

Fudge packer............................................ ....:police::construction::indian::cowboy:........ ...............just need the sailor now ;)

But shes not a guy! :sad: shes a girl! This one I shall keep private though...no way am I inviting her on here......she will find out I'm disgusting :no:

Granville

[stamford]

But shes not a guy! :sad: shes a girl! This one I shall keep private though...no way am I inviting her on here......she will find out I'm disgusting :no:

Granville

:laugh: hope you don't have stickers on the car then!

[Boot Hill Bandit]

:laugh: hope you don't have stickers on the car then!

Not yet.......but thats a damn good point. I may have to terminate my account if that happens :laugh:

Granville

[arwilson80]

Why don't we do it now just in case....? :joker:

[Boot Hill Bandit]

Why don't we do it now just in case....? :joker:

Not a ******* chance! :rofl:

If I left.......who would cause all the trouble and annoy everyone?? Stamfords useless at it.......so I am staying ;)

Granville

[stamford]

I wonder what those yellow and red things do :hmmm:

[Boot Hill Bandit]

I wonder what those yellow and red things do :hmmm:

:huh:

traffic lights??

[arwilson80]

No... they look like cards... ;)

[Boot Hill Bandit]

No... they look like cards... ;)

Oi! :chair::chair::chair::chair::chair::chair::chair:

Thats not very nice........ :alcoholic: I'm going to bed! well......soon as I finished this one! haha! :alcoholic:

[stamford]

Ha Ha, i'm off to watch Galaxy Quest, looks real cheesy!

[arwilson80]

I'm off to bed now too... my stomach is killing me and i dunno why. :( I just hope i'm not getting something! :yucky::sick:

[stamford]

Lightweights! Too many prawns?

Galaxy Quest was real cheesy, Sigourney Weaver...............ooer would I like to..................ding dong :fun:

[arwilson80]

Can't have been prawns... I don't like them. :p