Went to Tesco's last night, and parked next to a
stunning AMG merc coupe, getting out of it was a leggy brunette, with sunglasses up in her hair above her face. (in the dark????) Did my bit of shopping, and on returning to my car, saw her putting her shopping into her boot
WITH HER BASKET ON THE BONNET OF MY CAR!!!!!!! bit my lip, and asked her to remove it, only to be told "sorry, don't get so annoyed, its only an old rover worth a couple of hundred quid, its not as if it was a new car........"
the red mist descended, and i told her EXACTLY what i thought of the situation, (in anglo-saxon language) to which she jumped in her car to the shout of "well, REALLY!!"
Im STILL fuming............(but managed to polish out the scratches)
By the way, its a 2003 MG ZS180, in immaculate condition with leather and really polished up paintwork!! Bi*ch. Bi*ch. Bi*ch.
