What A MESS!!!!!!!!!

[Simon's ZS-120]

Well out on monday again was on a mission to get drunk and i won well kinda i managed to drink 6 pints in 1 hour and was drink quad vodka's and red bull's not sure how many i had. but i cant remember leaving the club getting in the taxi and going home any how i find out the next day i ended up getting in a fight i was walking to the bar and some lanky streek of **** pushed me so i pushed him back and he fell over then he swung for me so i ducked then right hooked him but im not sure what his face was made from as my knuckle is fucked and bruised any how when i wake up in the morning my bed is soaked i quickly jumped out of it thought **** ive pissed the bed but the floor was soaked and the walls had liquid over them to dind out i was sick in my sleep not good had to bin my dovay pillows various things it was like every where

[fastmike]

Originally Posted by Simon's ZS-120

Well out on monday again was on a mission to get drunk and i won well kinda i managed to drink 6 pints in 1 hour and was drink quad vodka's and red bull's not sure how many i had. but i cant remember leaving the club getting in the taxi and going home any how i find out the next day i ended up getting in a fight i was walking to the bar and some lanky streek of **** pushed me so i pushed him back and he fell over then he swung for me so i ducked then right hooked him but im not sure what his face was made from as my knuckle is fucked and bruised any how when i wake up in the morning my bed is soaked i quickly jumped out of it thought **** ive pissed the bed but the floor was soaked and the walls had liquid over them to dind out i was sick in my sleep not good had to bin my dovay pillows various things it was like every where

Simon .... I.m jealous mate lol
You always have an epic night out...... well up to this time anyway lol

[Yampiedog]

Alternatively you have a drink problem

[SheppeyTrio]

Originally Posted by Yampiedog

Alternatively you have a drink problem

Yeah!!! He can't get enough!!!!!! LoL

[Bobdope2002]

that lanky streak off **** was probs a wall or a bouncer lol

[Simon's ZS-120]

update to this my kidneys still hurt so im not going to drink till next monday ill take a camera and show you what is in reading on a monday night besides me beeing sick in my bed my mum wasnt to happy tho and i had to ride to work at 8

[Bobdope2002]

Originally Posted by Simon's ZS-120

update to this my kidneys still hurt so im not going to drink till next monday ill take a camera and show you what is in reading on a monday night besides me beeing sick in my bed my mum wasnt to happy tho and i had to ride to work at 8

Think ull be in more fights then takin random piccys of birds or grannys in your case

[Simon's ZS-120]

oi new month resolution is 20-24 only and the on 18-19 depending how desprate i become

[Simon's ZS-120]

i think my month of drinking is doomed lol we went to a club in reading called after dark and the smell was unreal smelt like old feet felt like being sick and couldnt stop gaggin filth it was all painted black and the walls where sweating there was moisture every were and some right strange people wandering about most of them looked like the sort of people you would find lurking down an alley not going back there and the girls in the club AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH you would catch somthing for sure would have to bag up twice so we left for sakura paid 8 quid to get in and 10 mins of being in there some mum starts bump and grinding on me so i walked away to find some one my own age

[RudeDogg1]

did ur mum have to undress u and wash the vom off u? or was that just me in my youth lol