Live for the weekend

Fudgepacker · 06-12-08, 03:38 PM

Well every male has the friday night expirence go town drink loads find the female of your dreams but the night always seems to get really messy you wake up with a broken knuckle what the hell did i hit or what have i been drinking hmmm and im riding cwmcarn tomorow

vinny1979 · 06-12-08, 04:14 PM

kinda like going to bed with demi moore and waking up with patrick moore?

Fudgepacker · 06-12-08, 04:51 PM

such a kick in the teeth when that happens go home with a slim line girl waking up to a beached wale wtf happend there

Phate · 06-12-08, 05:00 PM

Oh we've all done it.

Worst is when I woke up once and looked around, didn't know where I was, then I looked next to me and almost screamed! probably the ugliest girl I had ever seen. So I got up silently, pulled on my jeans without making a noise, grabbed the rest of my stuff...crept downstairs and opened the door. To my surprise my car was outside!!! (I don't remember so I don't feel bad about it!) I unlocked it...and pushed it down the road before I got in and drove off VERY quickly!

Ahhhh did it all again the week after to

(minus the horse)

stamford · 06-12-08, 05:05 PM

So did you win the bet?

Fudgepacker · 06-12-08, 05:13 PM

HA not sure if i won the bet but ill upload a pic of my knuckle

afcbadam · 06-12-08, 07:54 PM

i ended up with a broken bone in my hand 3 weeks ago. oh well. every body pulls a pig or 2 in there life

arwilson80 · 06-12-08, 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phate

Oh we've all done it.

- I haven't...

stamford · 06-12-08, 10:10 PM

Nothing wrong with pork!

Andyf · 07-12-08, 09:59 AM

Somebody reported a finding half a finger on some spiked railings to us at work a few years ago. We scanned the finger on the livescan machine which told us who it belonged to and his finger was returned to him. He was drunk and had tried to climb the railway fence (which had 3 'prongs' on each verticle bit) slipped with his finger between 2 of the prongs and cut it off. He went home minus his finger so drunk he didn't go to hospital.
A few weeks later he got hammered again tried to get in to what he thought was his house but was actually his neighbours and when his key didn't work he smashed the window, cutting his hand badly then left a trail of blood from his neighbours house, in to his up the stairs straight to his room where he was arrested for burglary!