Buy a Defender... no one tries that crap when you have one of them lol
Nor an old Pajero !! Especially if it's an auto as it must jump an inch when a gear is selected!! A towbar makes a good battering ram when it's joined to 2+ tons of solid steal lol
Hmmm that always happens, I lost mine when the F came! Something to do with me being able to drive through small spaces better than her.............I also find my Discovery has a space around it when parked up, big towbar and stainless bullbar shows them!