Thought it was getting broken into !

[Dan1971]

Went to get a movie for tonight and when I came back to the car from the shop, a couple of fellas were peering in through the window.

I gave it some "Oi ... get away from my F'in car right now ! " In a really quite threatening tone whilst running over to them.

"Easy mate, (whilst backing off from the car) ... We were just saying how smart your car looks and sounds. We heard it come in and were just looking"

After a wee chat I drove off with a very satisfied little grin on my face.