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My first job at 13 was selling Tablet & Macaroon bars round the doors.
I would buy 6 boxes at 20p a bar and sell for 30p and eventually saved up enough for a new BMX... best customer was my sister...
At 16 I was a valater in a used car sales, The boss who was a right dodgy guy went to give me my first pay but said he only had a ?100 note
To get change I had to take the ?100 note to the pub across the road so he put it an envelope and told me to give it the Barlady (No probs said I )
Went into pub and approached a well chesticled barlady who I gave the envelope to .
When she opened it she called over her collegues and a few of the regulars who all passed a note from inside the envelope around and burst out laughing ????
The barlady gave me the note to look at and it said..
My name is Marcus and I have a baldy ****, will you please let me shag you...
I went total scarlet....and bolted to the sounds of laughter behind me.
The dodgy boss gave an extra tenner though for my grief.
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