Touring car:
Finish the engine pipework
Strip head and check bores (due to sitting so long)
Fill with water / oil
Bleed brakes
Fit front brake pads
Fit Sheddist clutch kit
Fit Skunk2 rear arms
Polybush roll bar mounts
4 wheel alignment
Pipe up air-jacks
Fit passenger seat
Have sticklers re-done
Tomb Raider
Fit and paint new doors all round (new gasket type)
Remove and powdercoat roll cage, bull bar and roof rack
Powdercoat wheels
Fit wheel spacers
Drill drain holes in the rear bed / fit cargo loops
Sort out the spot light wiring (possibly 100W upgrade)
Fit new water pump
Sort trailer electrics plug (fit genuine part in place of the cheap metal one on it)
Sort head oil leak
Sort manifold squeal
Sort cold starting exhaust rattle
Fit new steering swivel balls
Replace rear drive splines and hubs
Possibly fit lift kit and new steering damper
Upgrade the interior a bit (possibly later TD5 style dash coversion)
RB320
Fit 4 new tyres
Replace both rear wheel bearings
Adjust bonnet latch
Remove interior and fit new black carpet
Possibly paint center console while it's out anyway
Fit new Blitz exhaust
Tax it and drive it!
Astra
Fit Brembo brake upgrade
Replace front ARB drop links
Look into blanking off the EGR valve without screwing up the management system
Possibly another re-map now that it's not doing so many miles
Sort leaky door seal when it's parked down hill
So not much to do