Strange mods and "upgrades" on this

[petet16]

Carbon fibre to lubricate the fuel and oil !!!, mmm I see

[Skillen]

Originally Posted by petet16

Carbon fibre to lubricate the fuel and oil !!!, mmm I see

Simple.....

Graphite = carbon
Graphite = slippy (between layers)
Carbon filter = slippy fuel!

Or.....

Oil = carbon
Oil = slippy
Carbon = lubricant

Or or......

Fuel = carbon
Carbon filter adds carbon
Carbon filter adds more fuel to the fuel
Car goes faster
Carbon filter adds slippyness
Fuel moves faster
Car moves faster!
Fast fuel + more fuel in the fuel = even fasterer!

IT'S FOOLPROOF!
IT'S FUELPROOF!!!!


(Disclaimer: May or may not be actually based on actual science)

[petet16]

So explain slippery carbon brake discs

[Skillen]

Originally Posted by petet16

So explain slippery carbon brake discs

Ahh now see they're carbon-ceramic. It's different.
They use some fandangled machineymajig to make the carbon like diamonds which don't slip.
Then this makes the brakes not slip.
That's why supercars need them.
So they don't slip.

[petet16]

Familiar with the expression "when in a hole, stop Digging" ?

[Skillen]

It's almost so bad of an explanation it sounds like truth
I'm gonna sell my ZR 1.4 with that wording!
Plus:

So power
Many torque
Such fast.

Then I'll get loads of bids

[petet16]

Don't forget to mention the k7 throttle body, and that it's a factory limited edition special.