What A MESS!!!!!!!!! - Page 2

Simon's ZS-120 · 21-10-09, 08:07 PM

oi new month resolution is 20-24 only and the on 18-19 depending how desprate i become

Simon's ZS-120 · 25-10-09, 10:51 AM

i think my month of drinking is doomed lol we went to a club in reading called after dark and the smell was unreal smelt like old feet felt like being sick and couldnt stop gaggin filth it was all painted black and the walls where sweating there was moisture every were and some right strange people wandering about most of them looked like the sort of people you would find lurking down an alley not going back there and the girls in the club AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH you would catch somthing for sure would have to bag up twice so we left for sakura paid 8 quid to get in and 10 mins of being in there some mum starts bump and grinding on me

so i walked away to find some one my own age

RudeDogg1 · 25-10-09, 11:10 AM

did ur mum have to undress u and wash the vom off u? or was that just me in my youth lol

Simon's ZS-120 · 25-10-09, 04:23 PM

just you lol and all my family was away so it was up to me to be a big boy and sort it out

25-10-09, 04:26 PM

oh well life too short to get into fights

fastmike · 26-10-09, 07:22 AM

see if you can spot Simon in this add lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VR4O68kUj5c

Simon's ZS-120 · 26-10-09, 09:18 AM

hahahahaha love it but cant say i have that problem i tend to go with the flow

Simon's ZS-120 · 03-11-09, 07:40 PM

what a night was going all good was in a social group rumba and the dance social for reading uni rumba is short for reading universaty mountain biking assoiation any how was a crazy night was walking home when 2 twats jumped me got smashed up preatty good got thrown into a taxi door then punched 3 times in the face i manged to knock one out but got smashed by the outher one then thank **** the police arrived i survived with minor cuts and bruises woke up this morning with a huge bump on my cheek bone balck eye fat lip and some scrapes in random places im so glad my army training helped me out with close combat fightting as the one i hit i split his eye brow open

******* hate chavs thinking they are hard

Bobdope2002 · 03-11-09, 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Simon's ZS-120

what a night was going all good was in a social group rumba and the dance social for reading uni rumba is short for reading universaty mountain biking assoiation any how was a crazy night was walking home when 2 twats jumped me got smashed up preatty good got thrown into a taxi door then punched 3 times in the face i manged to knock one out but got smashed by the outher one then thank **** the police arrived i survived with minor cuts and bruises woke up this morning with a huge bump on my cheek bone balck eye fat lip and some scrapes in random places im so glad my army training helped me out with close combat fightting as the one i hit i split his eye brow open

******* hate chavs thinking they are hard

hahaha id stay in if i were you

vinny1979 · 03-11-09, 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Simon's ZS-120

was walking home when 2 twats jumped me got smashed up preatty good got thrown into a taxi door then punched 3 times in the face i manged to knock one out but got smashed by the outher one im so glad my army training helped me out with close combat fightting as the one i hit i split his eye brow open

******* hate chavs thinking they are hard

I dont know you, but Im 30 years old, quite outgoing and ive never once been in a ruckus with strangers etc.

It seems your always getting beaten up? Maybe you need to lay off the drink a touch or one day you might not be able to tell us all how you attacked people? It doesnt impress me!

Maybe im wrong?