Just caught the end of this thread and had a very good idea !!
Why not invite the poor blighters to a good day out provide them with drink food and good times just like the goverment do weekly because being bad pays.
Ask them if they would volunter to help jump start the car as we are having problems with it and stick them behind the jet car at Santa Pod , might not smell to nice but should look wicked on camera ??
Just a thought.