Dodo Juice Supernatural "Wookie Fist" Mitt. I bought this at Fast Show, however my paintwork is simply undeserving of its awesomeness, plus I'm too scared to use it.
Few size comparisons illustrated below.
Top of the range Meguiar's Gold Class mitt:
10p coin:
2l bottle of Bru:
Lisa's left hand:
Size 11 trainer:
Bottle of Lynx shower gel:
Duncan:
My cars:
An airship:
Brooklyn Bridge:
Longcat:
Still in its original packaging with instructions, £20 gets you the greatest wash mitt ever made by a man.