Some to$$er has damaged my car.
Was sat in house when i heard an almighty bang and my alarm starting to go off.
Some silly tart in a rover metro has drove in to the punto parked behind mine, which has then shunted in to the back of my pride and joy.
Gutted to say the least, but to really rub it in the passenger got out said sorry then they drove off, phoned the police and as i was reporting it she said there had been anpther call relating to the same car and they had pulled them over...